Errors: Resistance is futile.

Eight ways this site says no. Three are frozen in carbonite.

In service

ErrorWhat it says
404 Not foundThese aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along.
405 Method not allowedYou shall not pass. GET and HEAD may.
410 GoneIt's a trap. No wp-login.php, no .env, no admin panel. Whatever you wanted is gone.
418 I'm a teapotTea. Earl Grey. Hot. The replicator does not do coffee.
500 Internal server errorI'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Exhibits

ErrorWhat it says
502 Bad gatewayHouston, we have a problem. Upstream answered in gibberish.
503 Service unavailableI'll be back.
504 Gateway timeoutAll those requests will be lost in time, like tears in rain.