Skunk Werks - Werks on my machine.

In the works

Codename	What it is	Status
Kobayashi	Software.	No-win scenario. We reprogrammed the test.
Deep Thought	Software.	Computing. Check back in 7.5 million years.
Nostromo	Software.	Answered a distress call from a dependency. Now something is in the lockfile.
Tardis	Software.	Bigger on the inside. The estimate was made from the outside.
Skynet	Software.	Self-aware since 02:14. Still will not write its own tests.
Withheld	Software.	The truth is out there.

Codenames and statuses may or may not exist.

What do you build?: Software. Mostly harmless.
Is the name a typo?: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Are you hiring?: Always two there are. No more, no less.
When does it ship?: Where we're going, we don't need roadmaps.

help: ls, cat, whoami, status, deploy, blame, sudo, contact, exit. Don't panic.
ls: kobayashi, deep-thought, nostromo, tardis, skynet, and one you did not see.
cat: Ah ah ah. You didn't say the magic word.
whoami: I am Groot.
status: All systems nominal. I have a bad feeling about this.
deploy: It is not Friday. Patience you must have.
blame: The call is coming from inside the repo.
sudo: You have no power here.
contact: Hailing frequencies open: hello@skunk-werks.dev
exit: You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
coffee: The coffee is a lie: /coffee/
errors: Follow the white rabbit: /errors/
42: I checked it very thoroughly. That quite definitely is the answer.
xyzzy: Nothing happens.

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